Monumental Decision

At 34 years of age, I've decided to be forever content with the pale white skin that God gave me. We went to the beach yesterday and I thought it would be nice to get "a little color." I wasn't planning for the color to the shade of pink one would find in a sweet juicy watermelon! I am in pain and pretty much miserable and highly annoyed with myself. Because, you see, I had sunscreen in my bag. It's not as bad as the sunburn I had when I was 18 and feel asleep on the beach of the Indian Ocean in Kenya--I had blisters then. Clearly, I couldn't make such a wise decision as this when I was 18, but now, almost 18 years later, I can!! I pretty much plan on being the Queen of Sunscreen forevermore.